Sweet Buddha! Michele has finally gone off the deep end. All of Lily's nagging must have finally pushed him over the edge!!
It's pretty clear to me that someone has to organize an intervention! Ely, you call Dr. Phil. Sarah, see if we can get Michel on Oprah. Jim, you call Jerry Springer. I will organize the catering and booze!
Count me in... Just remember us lazy americans can't last very long when it comes to manual labor. I'll just hold the ladder with one hand so the other hand can be free to sip on the bordeaux!
A few more additional hints to make your stay more special at chez Bernard.
1- Absolutely no crumbs are to be left anywhere. 2-It is best to bring your own dust buster, actually bring two, with extra batteries. You'll need it. 3- Carry them with you at all time. If you use Michel's dust buster, make sure you leave no finger prints. 4- I bet he would love the swivel mop as a gift. 5- All toothbrushes must be placed on two and only two squares of toilet paper and the brushy side must head north (fengshui). Of course toothpaste must be squeezed from the bottom and folded at exactly 1/4" or 6mm as you move up the tube.
Good luck!!! By the way Heath, Michel loves to meditate!!!
Michel, How does it feel to have a target on your back? Everytime this blog features you it draws many responses. They are all just jealous! What's with all the tomato planting? It's all those American seeds Lily brought back. Your wife was here spying and searching for our secrets in tomato growth and I assume that must have spurred on your production. I'll be interested to see the results! Jim
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oh my god...he's vacuuming the roof!
Sweet Buddha! Michele has finally gone off the deep end. All of Lily's nagging must have finally pushed him over the edge!!
It's pretty clear to me that someone has to organize an intervention! Ely, you call Dr. Phil. Sarah, see if we can get Michel on Oprah. Jim, you call Jerry Springer. I will organize the catering and booze!
Move people! This is a family emergency! -Kelly
definitely a job for jerry springer. it would be a great way to give michel a true american experience of paternity tests and throwing chairs.
Count me in... Just remember us lazy americans can't last very long when it comes to manual labor. I'll just hold the ladder with one hand so the other hand can be free to sip on the bordeaux!
-Heath
A few more additional hints to make your stay more special at chez Bernard.
1- Absolutely no crumbs are to be left anywhere.
2-It is best to bring your own dust buster, actually bring two, with extra batteries. You'll need it.
3- Carry them with you at all time. If you use Michel's dust buster, make sure you leave no finger prints.
4- I bet he would love the swivel mop as a gift.
5- All toothbrushes must be placed on two and only two squares of toilet paper and the brushy side must head north (fengshui). Of course toothpaste must be squeezed from the bottom and folded at exactly 1/4" or 6mm as you move up the tube.
Good luck!!!
By the way Heath, Michel loves to meditate!!!
we plan to do just the opposite ;)
Michel a dit:" la vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid!"
Michel,
How does it feel to have a target on your back? Everytime this blog features you it draws many responses. They are all just jealous! What's with all the tomato planting? It's all those American seeds Lily brought back. Your wife was here spying and searching for our secrets in tomato growth and I assume that must have spurred on your production. I'll be interested to see the results! Jim
I think I just peed my pants.
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